Happy Burn’s Day! While we at the Mercantile endorse all celebrations of a literary nature, we suggest that when you purchase your haggis, that you choose wisely. While many claim that wild haggis (Haggis Scoticus) is superior in flavor the domesticated variety, the enlightened consumer ought to know that, due to hunting, habitat-loss, and predation by the hagglis’s only known enemy, the Hedgehog, populations are in decline. Free range Haggis, is, to wild Haggis as “Chilean Sea Bass” is to Patagonia Toothfish. Burns, we’re confident, would approve, given his sensitive nature, and new revelations about the poet.