People always ask me what the deal is with this door, and I still haven’t settled on a good story. Here are a few ideas I’ve been working on. Let me know what you think:
1. “That door was installed before stairs had been invented.”
2. “We found out our building wasn’t up to code a few years back, so we had to get the floor lowered.”
That’s what I’ve got. Of course, if you can come up with anything better, I’d love to hear it.
-Norm De Plume