It has come to our attention that pages 249 through 281 are missing from The Library’s recent acquisition “Fidel Castro: My Life”. This encompasses chapter 11 “The Conspiracies Begin”, through 12, “The Bay of Pigs”, and 13, “the Cuban Missile Crisis”. Could this be the work of some razor-wielding bibliopath? Or perhaps the shadowy machinations of a government agency?
The suspect had a gray beard, wore olive-drab cover-alls, and smelled of cigars. If you have information regarding this incident, please report to the circulation desk. -Ed Scripsi