Friends, tragedy has struck the Mercantile Library’s on-line presence. Here we are, halfway through Friday, and I can’t come up with a good idea for the weekly Brain Teaser. I swear this has never happened before. To make matters worse, I’m leaving on “important business” in less then ten minutes and won’t have a chance to write anything this afternoon. What should I do?
A. Assume a fake identity and flee the country
B. Hire a ghost blogger
C. Announce the launch of the brand-new “Monday Brain Teaser”
D. Seppuku is the only honorable option for someone who has brought such shame on the Library and its web log
Check back later for the correct answer… provided it isn’t A or D.
-Norm De Plume
You can find more Friday Brain Teasers HERE.