Nemo roves

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We have seen the future, and it is the 211 year old Charleston Library Society, where the dauntingly capable new director and her exceptionally good natured staff have taken a dart here and raised a seam there, keeping an eye on the oven and pulsing the blender as necessary, spending next to nothing in the process, to turn the architecturally significant institution from beingThe Library That Time And Most of South Carolina Forgot to Sufficient Reason to Drive 620 Miles Just To See What’s Cooking. No kidding. Sure, it’s always had holdings to knock one’s socks off, but one could live and die a block away without ever knowing that, say, John Locke’s handwritten Carolina Constitution lay in the Society vault alongside countless items of similar interest. Self effacement? The place had it down to a science. But the new watchword is “welcome”. Good news for Charleston.

We came home from Charleston to find our own much less inexpensive makeover proceeding apace. All that steel that came through the window has been bolted together by a gang of deft but oddly aloof ironworkers, and we can finally see what the south stacks will look like. They will look like cool.

Finally, it had to be pointed out to us that there had been no blogmention of the mad success of Books By The Banks. In our defense we will say that mention had not occurred to us because we were sure that every Cincinnatian who reads was thoroughly aware of the great leap the city’s book fair has taken from its modest early days to near juggernauthood. Gratifying crowds poured into the author pavilion at the Duke Energy center thumbing their noses at the financial panic, spending twice as much on books as they did last year. At our august level we had little to do other than sign proclamations and pose for ribbon cuttings. The heavy lifting was done by teams of bookish, highly skilled employees from the Public Library of Cincinnati and Hamilton County, the University of Cincinnati Department of Libraries, Cincinnati Magazine, Joseph-Beth Booksellers, and your own Mercantile Library with support from the Friends of the Public Library, the Public Library Foundation, and (new this year) Northern Kentucky University’s Steely Library, and the public libraries of Boone, Kenton, and Campbell County. It would be wrong to single anyone out for his or her effort, but if you run into Sandy Bolek at the Public, prostrate yourselves at her feet.

-Nemo Wolfe

Published in:  on October 28, 2009 at 9:51 am Leave a Comment

Internet Assisted Writing pt. II

Okay, so you’ve harnessed the tools I mentioned in my previous post to “write” your computer generated novel.  You realize you need to spice up the final pages of your opus with a thrilling twist, but you don’t want to waste a bunch of time thinking of something interesting.  Don’t worry.  As usual, the internet has provided a free and easy, if somewhat bush league, solution.

While you’re on the strange but fairly wonderful Dresden Codak site, be sure to check out the caveman science fiction.

-Norm De Plume

Published in:  on October 26, 2009 at 10:27 am Comments (2)

Sit down and be seen

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Ok, so it’s no Literary Circumnavigation by Velocipede, but the Cincinnati Bike Plan interactive map at communitywalk.com is a useful and vastly entertaining tool that allows area cyclists to share their experience, as well as hopes and dreams for a bicycle-able Cincinnati.  So sit down, log in, and contribute your data.

-Ed Scripsi

Published in:  on October 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm Leave a Comment

Nothing Like a Dame

byatt1We spent Saturday practicing saying “Dame Antonia? How do you do” until it didn’t sound weird, and then we delivered the line to the lady at the elevator bank in the Hyatt Lobby where we were to meet her and her retired financial reporter husband Peter Duffy to take them back upstairs three floors to meet the gang. She quickly told us about the lads who rode up with them on the elevator when they checked in. Candid, they were.

“Is that champagne?” she asked at the smallish reception before the biggish one. We said it was and did she want some? “It’s the only thing I drink,” she said and then she set about meeting the fans in a very pleasant manner. No airs at all. An easy guest.

When the time came for her address, she used the opportunity to strike back at the critics who accuse her with monotonous regularity of shoveling in too many details. It’s a stupid criticism, since it’s clear within a chapter or two that that’s how she paints and that’s how she’s going to paint. And it works. She’s not an impressionist. If you hate Burne-Jones, don’t read A. S. Byatt.

Don’t miss Ed’s entry below, and be sure to follow the links. We’re going on that tour if it’s the last thing we do. But before we do, we’re going to one of our own extraordinary institutions, The Charleston Library Society, for the annual convention of anachronous libraries on the 23rd.

We should have been using this time to point out that Books By The Banks will be this weekend. Is it on your calendar? Why not? Fix that.

-Nemo Wolfe

Published in:  on October 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm Comments (2)

“If they want a body, they can have John Wilkes Booth,” Mr. Jerome added.

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The first time Edgar Allan Poe had a funeral, only 10 people showed up. The second time around, 350 mourners were expected, an increase of 3400%.

One factor driving up the attendance rate is that, during the 160 years since Poe’s death, his reputation has gone through a pretty thorough rehabilitation.  It also doesn’t hurt that two cities are currently duking it out for Poe City status.

I have to admit to having a horse in this race (and I am not saying which horse is mine), but I think Philadelphia’s claims are absurd, and insulting to persons of good will.  Okay, so maybe they have a National Park Service site dedicated to the man.  And maybe he did some of his most influential writing there.  But Baltimore has the actual corpse.  Possession is 9/10 of the law, and 10/10 of any serious claim to literary legacy.

Besides, according to The Wire, Baltimore is also known as Bodymore Murdaland.  Pretty scary stuff. Brotherly love?  What’s macabre about that?

-Norm De Plume

Published in:  on October 13, 2009 at 11:20 am Comments (2)

Independent Libraries Across the Pond

Books, 1935A handsome booklet arrived today from the Leeds Library, produced by the Association of Independent Libraries, titled “Historic Libraries in Partnership”.  The Independent Libraries of Great Britain are as diverse and splendid as those over here, but surpass ours in their antiquity.  

The publication, which I couldn’t locate on the internet, or would have summarily linked to, includes a map on which you’ll find the Innerpeffray Library in Scotland, founded in 1680, the Morrab Library of Cornwall, and many lovely libraries in between.  This map is all well and good, but the thing to do would be to rent a Cooper and tour them all, which Nemo has selflessly offered to do as Stacked’s foreign correspondent, as soon as he can break away from his desk for a couple of weeks.  He promises to blog from the road on what will prove to be, no doubt, a voyage of discovery.  -Ed Scripsi

Published in:  on October 12, 2009 at 4:22 pm Comments (1)

Tragedy Averted on a Chili Cincinnati Thursday

images (1)On Fountain Square today, tragedy was narrowly averted by a fleet-footed Skyline worker pushing a cart full of miniature hot dogs.  Cincinnatians, no strangers to mob violence, had queued up in frigid, wet conditions and braved lengthy lines for 60 cent Coneys from Skyline Chili, in celebration of the chili chain’s 60th anniversary.  Just minutes after the P.A. announcement that the chili tents would be closing at one o’clock, however, the hot dogs ran out. Offers by quick-thinking chili servers to the panicked chili enthusiasts to provide chili cheese sandwiches in lieu of actual coneys–at best a stop-gap measure–were met with scorn and mutiny appeared imminent.  Moments later, however, reinforcements appeared, contained in a chili-spattered insulated carrier, pushed by an intrepid chili courier.  To shouts of encouragement from his fellow employees, as well as hoots from hungry, cheapskate customers, the dogs were hustled across the square to find their place on tiny white buns, under chili and cheese, with onions and mustard for companionship.  -Ed Scripsi

Published in:  on October 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm Leave a Comment

Byatt at the Hyatt

300px-AS_Byatt_PortraitA.S. Byatt will be here Saturday.   If you don’t have your ticket, you have until close of business on Thursday to get one.

Dame Antonia writes long, so we parceled out the Byatt books amongst various members of the family.  The President re-read Possession, the Non-Blogger and the Maths Historian got the new one – The Children’s Book – and we, as faithful readers know, got The Virgin in the Garden.  So as not to embarrass ourselves too much if Dame A. popped a Possession question on the way in from CVG, we watched the Possession DVD starring the wooden and dopey Gwyneth Paltrow and her total opposite Jennifer Ehle Sunday, and Mrs Wolfe, who watched alongside, assured us that it was pretty close plotwise to the very thick and quite learned book version.  It will be best if that question doesn’t get popped, though.

Even though we have a long list of things we should be doing, we picked the ML copy of The Children’s Book and started reading and had the same reaction as the Maths Historian which was to be sucked straight in and want not to do anything else.

Byatt was on the wireless yesterday being grilled by a Terry Gross stand-in.  We thought she was great, but we warn anyone who is coming for round two of last year’s Baldacci event that except for the piss-up beforehand, this will be as different as it is possible to be.  Glorious.  But different.

-Nemo Wolfe

Published in:  on October 7, 2009 at 11:23 am Leave a Comment

The March of Progress

Last week we brought you news of one publisher’s plan to have authors generate books in three months or so.  Today, via Boing Boing, we bring you a handy and potentially lucrative Genre Fiction Generator, which should bring that time down to a much more manageable couple of hours .

Stuck for a title?  No problem.

Writing is getting to be a piece of cake!  In fact, if you haven’t already guessed, this post was written using advanced Automatic Blogging Algorithm Software.

-Norm De Plume

Published in:  on October 6, 2009 at 10:50 am Comments (3)

Cincinnati City Directory 1819: A Blood-drenched History

See full size imageThanks to the generosity of a certain history buff in the membership, the Mercantile has come into possession of a recently adopted and re-bound copy of the City Directory for 1819.  Now I know what you’re thinking: Zzzzzzzzzzz.  Not so!    Not only does this handsomely re-bound volume contain commercial, residential and meteorological data for early Cincinnati, but also the savage, sanguine history of the little town once known as Losantaville (the author explains that John Filson, with reference to its situation opposite the Licking river named it by combining L for Licking, Latin Os, for mouth, Greek anti, and French -ville.  Who knew!)  From there, he embarks on a historical sketch, and If you think our sports franchises have a scalping problem, read on.  One unfortunate Abner Hunt, for example, was part of a company that “fell in with a body of indians”.   (more…)

Published in:  on October 5, 2009 at 11:23 am Comments (2)