Wanted: Busy Librarian/baby caretaker who doesn’t have time to take on 1,300 page books seeks someone to read Robert Caro’s The Power Broker aloud each evening while he, the Librarian, changes diapers, cleans bottles, and shuffles around the house in a sleep-deprived stupor. Applicant should have just a totally dulcet voice, as well as the ability to do spot-on Robert Moses, Al Smith, Jimmy Walker, etc. impersonations as required by the text. Availability during 2 a.m. baby soothing sessions is a must.
While this is an unpaid position, you will have the opportunity to read Robert Caro’s The Power Broker, which I understand is an excellent book.
Applications accepted in the comments section below.
-Norm De Plume