“His spokeswoman added the Tory leader was ‘annoyed’ and ‘pretty hacked off’”

If you’ve ever watched Prime Minister’s Questions on C-SPAN, you know that Conservative Leader David Cameron is a sharp guy. Sharp as the proverbial tack, even. Many are the Sunday nights I’ve seen him play a verbal Muhammad Ali to Gordon Brown’s George Foreman. Still, even the sharpest person can make a simple mistake. Potential Cincinnati bicycle commuters take note: when you reach your destination and are casting around for a place to secure your bike, there is a good chance someone will steal it unless you make sure the thing you chain it to is tall enough that the chain and bike cannot be easily lifted over the top by a couple of lurking toughs.

I kid because I grudgingly respect. As a past victim of bicycle theft, I feel his pain. I hope he manages to recover his “old friend.”

-Norm De Plume