Roll over Jorge Francisco Isidoro Luis Borges

Or perhaps Alberto Manguel, whose article, A 30,000-Volume Window on the World, appears in today’s NY Times actually is some Borgesian double of the great Argentinian bibliophile, because he sure sounds like him. Whatever the case, you thought you loved books? You don’t love books. This guys loves books. Speaking of Borges, here’s an irreverent take on McSweeney’s. -Ed Scripsi